to be completely honest one of the main reasons i like instrumental music so much is because it makes me feel like i’m in a story or movie. like hell yeah. i am the protagonist here. i am on an adventure. even though i’m actually just walking down the hall with my headphones. i am on a quest. i will get shit done
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
im just confused as to why you thought
"i am an apple"
truth be told i cannot place the impulse that causes me to reblog things. like what’s my motivation? “i really want all of my followers, most of whom i never speak to, to see this?” “this belongs in my archive of almost entirely unrelated crap?” where is the threshold between appreciating something a little bit and liking it enough to reblog it? i have no fucking idea
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
Ugh, all these fangirls pretending to be REAL Hannibal fans. I bet you’ve never even eaten a person
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
the sheriff’s plan is to create the most perfect dad joke of all time
"i’m hungry for PAIN AND CHAOS"
"hi hungry i’m dad"
ZING new punchline stiles is exorcised the end
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?